Gallery: Tommie Cranks

Name: Tommie Cranks
Location: Unknown

Tommie Cranks is mean
Who are you callin' Siamese? Sheesh, do I look like a crook tailed, masked, hypochondriac whiner to you?

What makes Tommie so mean?

While Tommie has his loving moments, he more often has mean ones. He attacks, bites and goes into kitty hissy fits when he doesn’t get his way. At 6 months old, he weighed in at 12 lbs with big shovel like paws, thick legs and a big bush of a tail. We think it may belong to a fox, which makes me wonder who his mother was messing with when he was conceived. Besides that, Tommie seems to have both Maine Coon and Siamese characteristics. The vet says he is a big boy and he will be a “bigger boy” when he grows up. His best friends in the world is a neurotic toy poodle named Charlie and a small stuffed, haggard hippopotamus named Auggie the Hippo. His favorite foods besides human flesh are broccoli, baked beans, oatmeal, celery, stringbeans, corn and nuts.

Photo submitted by: Eta

Meankitty’s Note: This is our third choice for the author of the Tom Letters. Which one do you think it is?


One comment

  1. No, this Tom is too young — does Meankitty LOOK like a cougar? I think it’s Ken’s Tom — he’s looks the type and has ‘tude. And you know what they say about those butterscotches….


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