Oscar

Name: Oscar
Location: Unknown

oscarWhat makes Oscar so mean?

I have had cats my entire life and Oscar has to be the meanest kitty I have ever seen! He really enjoys scarring people for life by tempting humans to rub his belly. He’ll lay on his back and pretend he loves you. You think, “Oh, how cute. He wants his belly rubbed.”

Once he’s got you, he locks on your wrist and digs his hind claws into your flesh, ripping it to shreds, making you appear as if you slit your wrists. “There is always free cheese in a mousetrap”. My mother and I both have deep scars to cherish the memory of Oscar forever.

Photo submitted by: Kelly D.

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